Halloween Joke #1 by keith

On the 12th of August 2001, a man, Lau Sai Kia was walking home at 11.30 p.m. The road was dead silent except for the crows. The only light came from the street lamps and a traffic light. With every step, he felt an unearthly presence. He quickened his pace, afraid that " Good Friends " might follow him. Behind him, he heard footsteps. He immediately turned around. Nothing. As he continued his walk, he heard a man. He was immediately immobilised with fear. He turned only to see a man with tattered clothes. The man's mouth opened and he spoke, " ... Garang Guni! Sir, you got things to sell?"